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Zero Punctuation doesn't find paradise in Burnout {Joystiq}
Mar 12th 2008 6:10PM I wish there was a site dedicated to Zero Punctuation, and maybe a Really Simple way to Syndicate it.
Oh shit guys I found one!
Analyst: Iron Man film could suffer from GTA IV release {Joystiq}
Mar 12th 2008 3:30PM funny you should mention laziness
Would you care to tell me what's changed from GTA3 to GTA San Andreas?
Excluding a makeover and a shitty rpg system: nothing. Now with the gta3 design doc collecting dust, because rockstar knows it by heart, tell me who the lazy one is
Analyst: Iron Man film could suffer from GTA IV release {Joystiq}
Mar 12th 2008 3:27PM a cookiecutter superhero movie, or the-same-gta-we've-been-playing-for-half-a-decade-with-ragdoll
decisions, decisions!
Sorry, but Lost Planet: Colonies is Lost Planet redux [Updated] {Joystiq}
Mar 12th 2008 10:21AM Does the single player manage to not suck yet? Didn't think so.
iPhone Dev Team jailbreaks firmware 2.0... before it's out {Engadget}
Mar 12th 2008 12:56AM I'm just pleased as punch that engadget can turn every article about the talents of others into mindless non-comedy about themselves.
Really, engadget, go back to the front page and see just how often you try to make EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE about yourselves.
Don't like Derek Smart's game? He'll refund your money {Joystiq}
Mar 11th 2008 5:44PM And how about Battle Cruiser Millenium Gold, which is the game 3000 A.D. should have been, and succeeds in near every aspect of the space sim?
Yeah, knock him for a buggy game, and then completely gloss over the good one.
Don't like Derek Smart's game? He'll refund your money {Joystiq}
Mar 11th 2008 5:42PM If by the "uwe boll of the gaming industry" you mean "that guy who works all day doing what he wants, making the games he personally wants to make, and has a good time doing it" then you're 100% right.
Look over his blog, the man puts everything he has into space sims only for morons like you to sit there badmouthing him without even playing one of his games.
Hope you have fun at that job you probably hate, while insulting people doing the things they love.
Dark Messiah: Might and Magic Elements DLC: The Journals {Joystiq}
Mar 11th 2008 2:02PM what's not in poor taste about a bunch of talentless would-be-writers-but-failed-at-that-and-blog-instead "editors" mocking people far more talented than them realizing their own creative visions, whether or not the masses enjoy them?
Parappa crowned greatest game canine {Joystiq}
Mar 10th 2008 1:44PM No Altered Beast?
You guys seriously suck at games.
The Mindwire V5 turns gaming into pure electroshock torture {Engadget}
Mar 9th 2008 6:00PM "Well, that's all going to change"
This is about the 200th electic shock toy announced, and will change about as much as the "pain station" did
